Man, I forgot how funny this guy is. Here are some gems..."You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time." "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's.""Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."