US Health Care Ripoff!

Would you like to spend an extra $2k on health care per year and live 4 years LESS!  Well now you can!  Thanks to the always wonderfully inefficient And ineffective US Health Care system.  You didn't need that pesky *life* anyway.  The last four years are always the worst! Your grandkids graduations and weddings are so freaking boring you definitely are better off dead.

Are you kidding me?!  We are spending > $2,000 more per year on health care AND living 4 years less than even our extreme wealth (GDP per capita) implies.  Without spending anymore than our level of "richness" would have us spend, we should be living 4 years longer.  

Loving those HMOs/PPOs/Pharmaceutical Giants/Medicare Parasites/Etc. right now that furiously lobby against any and all policy proposals that could even fart near their bottom lines.