Skymall

As I wait for my four hour flight to Houston to depart, I find it in some way very impressive that the girl beside me has already turned to perusing Skymall to relieve her boredom. It is as though she was somehow misled into thinking the flight was only ten minutes long and thus did not require a book to read. How very surprised she will be to learn it will be hours, not minutes until she can text her friends back.

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